(This
is the second in a series
offering budget travel advice for the
backpacking tourist as well as anyone else
seeking cheap travel tips.)
In
this second installment, I will begin to share
some of the knowledge I’ve acquired
through trial and error while traveling on
very little, very
little, money in Europe. I like to call these
Emily’s Personal Penny-saving Tips,
or EPPTs.
(Interestingly,
when "EPPT" is said aloud, it reminds
me of the sound some Swedes make to express
agreement, disagreement, to get someone’s
attention at the dinner table, or to make
a strong political statement, among other
things.)
Anyhow,
I have racked my noodle to come up with some
tips regarding airplanes and air travel to
and within Europe. The following could apply
whether you are traveling alone or not).
EPPT
#1: Grab European air travel deals
when you see them online. Whether you can
get a cheap ticket or not depends greatly
on the time of year you want to travel (July
tickets might as well be printed on pure gold;
February tickets can rival prices of fancy
Starbucks beverages). However, it is possible
to stumble upon great deals for international
travel any time of year. As far as flying
within Europe goes, there are some unbelievable
deals offered by budget airlines. For example,
check out Ryanair
for cheap airfares that, even after tax and
fees are added, can total up to very few euros.
EPPT
#2: If you are a vegetarian, order
the vegetarian meal when traveling on an international
flight. If you aren’t a vegetarian,
order the vegetarian meal when traveling on
an international flight. Seriously. You'll
get much better value for your "free"
in-flight meals. You can do this by calling
the airline the week before your flight is
scheduled to depart. My mother, a meat-eater
on some occasions, would agree. On a European
airline flight from Newark to Frankfurt, it
only took once glance over at the suspicious
brown lumps floating in green sauce atop the
meat-eaters’ tray tables to convince
us we had made a good decision. We were pretty
thankful for the cheese and vegetable enchiladas
occupying our own trays. (However, beware:
some airlines still seem to have trouble finding
vegetarian options for certain meals. For
breakfast over Europe, we were served hummus
sandwiches.)
EPPT
#3: Remember, sometimes you get what
you pay for. For example, I feel as if I have
developed a close relationship with desk clerks
working for Ryanair, because I hopped onto
so many of their aircraft during my travels.
Ryanair is a good choice for low-cost air
travel throughout Europe. However—as
some of us may have discovered already, the
phrase ‘a perfect airline’ is
an oxymoron. I don’t mean to complain
about a way to get from Stockholm to Dublin
for less than 50 USD. On the other hand, I
think it is good to know what you’re
getting into, when you travel on the cheap.
I believe certain things should be illegal
for airlines to do, such as: making announcements
at the gate for passengers to line up, only
to dash hopes by making them wait hours on
end; or allowing passengers to risk their
own lives by releasing them from the prison
of the gate to flee in a mass rush across
the tarmac into the plane, only to be elbowed,
growled at, and nearly suffocated while fighting
for a window seat. It's true that budget airlines
in Europe hardly ever lose luggage; however,
the reason luggage is never misplaced is because
these airlines fly into tiny airports where
theirs is the only flight arriving within
a half-hour. Nevertheless, while not always
convenient, flying on a tight budget in Europe
is very doable and definitely provides good
stories for jealous friends and family back
at home.
Congratulations—you
are one step closer to solo budget travel
connoisseurship.
Next
time: Trains, Buses, and Autobahns!
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Copyright, 2005 by Emily R. Carter Cox. May
be reprinted with permission from Emily
R. Carter Cox at Cat's
Cradle Used, Rare and Out of Print Books
- where travel is a passion, and used
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